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Þorsteinn: "I don't like that king Haraldur."
Spes: "Me neither. Besides we're kind of old and I feel kind of guilty for what we did. let's go to Rome."
Everybody else: "Wat."
Þorsteinn: "I'm already packing, dear."
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In Rome they're pretty much told to just forget about it and oh, also stop boinking each other for the rest of their lives. Well, they're both about 70 years old by now so I'm sure it's not too much to promise.
To make absolutely sure, Þorsteinn has them both walled in into their own little shelves until they die.
Er, that was a bit gruesome. Sry bout that.
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Here Sturla wants to add that there's three reasons why Grettir was so awesome:
1) He stayed unkillable for 20 years (until he got magicked).
2) He wrestled fukken everything, including zombies, trolls and at least one jötunn.
3) He was avenged in Istanbul. That was kind of exotic.
The end!
Wanted to read Grettis saga from the beginning? Here you go - chapter 1!
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