Egils saga, part 4.

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Þórólfur: "Hi Haraldur, here's the Finn tax again!"

Haraldur: "I know you're bringing me nothing but the best because that's what I deserve. Except of course you've already taken like, thirty times more of goods from this because you just don't respect me at all."

Þórólfur: "I - huh - what?"

Haraldur: "If you stay here with me and be with me at all times whenever I call then I'll forgive you!"

Þórólfur: "Look, now you're just being impossible."

Haraldur: "I CAN'T BELIEVE THISSSS I GAVE YOU SO MANY CHANCES"

Haraldur: "BUT YOU'RE JUST MEAN TO ME ALL THE TIME"

Haraldur: "IT'S OVER I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU"

Haraldur: "AND I'M GIVING YOUR JOB TO HÁREKUR AND HRÆREKUR BECAUSE THEY'RE DIFFERENT FROM YOUUUUUUU"



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Finns aren't half as awed by Hárekur and Hrærekur so they don't get as much money out of them as Þórólfur did.

Haraldur: "Why aren't you bringing me as much goods as Þórolfur did. MEN JUST CAN'T BE TRUSTED AT ALL YOU'RE ALL THE SAME"

Hárekur: "Nnnnnononononono, it was actually all Þórólfur's fault."

Haraldur: "I KNEW IT"

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Haraldur steals Þórólfur's ship and is like, OH here's all the taxes I should have had from the Finns! When actually this is all Þórólfur's private belongings.

Kveld-Úlfur: "You really should leave country, Þórólfur. Told you that little bitch wasn't worth it."

Þórólfur: "Naaaah it's ok, I've got money to spare."

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Þórólfur steals Haraldur's ship right back. On the way back home he ransacks those men's home who helped king Haraldur steal his goods, these guys are Sigtryggur and Hallvarður.

Kveld-Úlfur: "That was not smart."

Þórólfur: "Lalalala I'm not listening."

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Grímur, Þórólfur's brother, marries a Bera who's an heiress. He's lost his hair by the age 25 so now he's called Skalla-Grímur which basically means Grímur the Baldy. Seems like Medieval Nordic people were not exactly known for their tactfulness.



Part 5.