12/16/13

Eyrbyggja saga, part 5

21

Arnkell: "Ok there's two ways this thing can go: either we're going to court, in which case you'll better be prepared to pay a lot for the recent killings, or you leave the country."

Álfgeir: "I'm leaving."

Þórarinn: "Me too."

Vermundur: "Let us never be parted, bro!"

12/5/13

Eyrbyggja saga, part 4.

16a.

There's now a full-blown competition going on over Gunnlaugur between Geirríður and Katla.

Geirríður: "How about you stay the night instead of going home. There's bad things that happen to people out there wink wink."

Gunnlaugur: "Er, naaah I'll just go home."

Geirríður: "Don't be a moron."

Gunnlaugur: "...errrrr yaaah I'm def going home!"

Katla: "Well stay at my place then yes?"

Gunnlaugur: "I'M GOING HOME"

12/4/13

Eyrbyggja saga, part 3.

11.

Þorsteinn becomes awesomely rich and has babies: Bork the thick and a Grímur who's to become a really mighty Þór-follower, so his name is upgraded to Þórgrímur.

Then Þorsteinn goes fishing. Big mistake.

Random shepherd: "...and then the mountain opened and there was a lot of noise and partying, and someone was welcoming Þorsteinn and his crew."

Þóra (Þorsteinn's wife): "Shit."

Well, nothing to it, since Þorsteinn's dead, Þóra re-marries a Hallvarður and makes baby Már.