Eyrbyggja saga, part 3.

11.

Þorsteinn becomes awesomely rich and has babies: Bork the thick and a Grímur who's to become a really mighty Þór-follower, so his name is upgraded to Þórgrímur.

Then Þorsteinn goes fishing. Big mistake.

Random shepherd: "...and then the mountain opened and there was a lot of noise and partying, and someone was welcoming Þorsteinn and his crew."

Þóra (Þorsteinn's wife): "Shit."

Well, nothing to it, since Þorsteinn's dead, Þóra re-marries a Hallvarður and makes baby Már.



12 a.

Þórgrímur is awesome but then something unhappy happens, mainly the Gísla saga Surssonar. Þórgrímur just has to go chop Vésteinn and then his brother-in-law Gísli chops him in revenge.

BUT at least he managed to get laid before that, his widow Þórdís (remember this one) soon has a baby Þorgrímur. And then she marries Bork the thick because I guess some things run in the family.
WHOOPS TOO EARLY?
Oh well.

There's a Þorbrandur and loads of his babies: Þorleifur Kimbi, Snorri, Þóroddur, Þorfinnur, Þormóður. And the daughter's Þorgerður. It's no joke when some Icelander puts together a fighting group of everyone called Þor-something!

Apparently Þórgrímur younger namechanges to Snorri as well so now he's Snorri Þórgrímsson and -

apologies, this is how a saga do.

12 b.

To add to the confusion there's also another Þórgrímur Kjallaksson who also makes babies. IDK why these saga people make them so much I'm losing count of them already. Btw keep those Kjallakers in mind, they were the people who wanted to poop on the temple grounds.

Anyway kids are Brandur, Arngrímur and Vermundur.

Then there's a Þórlákur whose kids are called, surprise surprise, Steinþór, Bergþór, Þormóður, Þórður Wall-Eye and Helga. Saga says that Steinþór was the best kid.

13a.

The newly name-changed (is it the third name change for this kid - IT IS!) Snorri Þórgrímsson goes out a-viking when he's 14, and he gets Þorleifur Kimbi and Þóroddur to go with him. He meets Erlingur who liked the old Mr. Beardsome so he likes Snorri as well.

They return to Iceland. Þorleifur Kimbi immediately blows all his money of bling-bling, meaning he pretty much gold-plates himself. Snorri just wears black and has weapons that are more for work than show, and Þóroddur is apparently somewhere in the middle.

Bork: "And where's YOUR money, Snorri? Don't tell me you've spent it all you little -"

13b.

Things go pretty peacefully except one day a dude called Eyjólfur comes over.

Eyjólfur: "HELLO FRIENDS I AM HERE and I just killed that Gísli, ha haa."

Þórdís (Gísli's sister): "!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bork: "AWESOME BRO, hay Þórdís go make the man a sandwich."

Þórdís: *drops spoons*

Þórdís: "Does this mean that I have no longer -"

*sunglasses*

Þórdís: " - spoons for this?"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH -

13c.

Þórdís: *bends down to pick up a spoon*

Þórdís: *grabs Eyjólfur's sword instead*

Þórdís: *chop*

Eyjólfur: "WHAT THE HELL YOU BITCH OW MY THIGH!"

Þórdís: "Shit, I missed."

13d.

Bork: "WHAT THE HELL YOU BITCH INDEED"

Bork: *throws Þórdís*

Snorri: *throws Bork*

Snorri: *catches Þórdís*

Snorri: "Should you two calm down and think about things a little, you know Eyjólfur just killed her brother and -"

Eyjólfur: "DIEEEEEEE U SLUT"

Bork: "Uh, nonononononono plz she's my bitch. Here have some money."

Þórdís: "Divorce plz"

14.

Snorri: "My father's heritage plz."

Bork: "Sure but not the lands. Unless you can pay 60 000 for them lol, you spent all the money you got from abroad anyway so I know you could not in your wildest dreams-"

Snorri: "OOOooooOOOh what's this purse that I have here? Would it have 60 000 in it? WHY IT DOES. Lol I actually saved it all up I just pretended I spent it."

Snorri: "And now fuk off."

15.

Bork moves out, Már moves in. Snorri is now called Snorri the Priest so he's actually a pretty famous guy. Everyone's jealous.

There's a Þorbjörn who also has kids: Ketill, Gunnlaugur and Hallsteinn. Besides his wife Þuríður is the kid of Bork and Þórdís' and the sister of Björn Breiðvik's Hero. Other than that he's an asshole.

There's a Geirríður who's a widow, and her son Þórarinn Svart, who's ugly and quiet.

Another widow called Katla also lives nearby. She's apparently a bit of a looker.

Gunnlaugur makes friends with Geirríður because she knows a lot and he wants to learn magics.

Katla: "Hah, you're totally doing that old hag."

Gunnlaugur: "Aren't you a bit old to call anyone a hag."

Katla: "WAT."



Part 4.