4/9/10

Brennu-Njáls saga, part 16.

137.

Brothers Þorgeir, Þorleifur and Þorgrímur have very unimaginative parents when it comes to naming children.


4/7/10

Brennu-Njáls saga, part 15.

132.

Hjalti: "Is it just me or has Njáll's dead body gone all holy miracle BLING-BLING-BLINGGG here? Ok, and that's his wife and grandson and trollface over there's managed to drive his Ogress of War into the wall so well it's still good as new!"

Kári: "Yeah you give that to someone, meanwhile I'll go get some business done with the -"

Gissur: "Nnnno you don't because shit dudes, have you any idea what it'll do to the gene pool if you keep up the manslaughter like you have so far?"


4/4/10

Brennu-Njáls saga, part 14.

127.

Bergþóra: "We're all going to die if Grímur and Helgi come home before supper."

Grímur & Helgi: "Hi all we're home early!"

Njáll: "Fuk."


4/1/10

Brennu-Njáls saga, part 13.

121.

Þórhallur: "K, here's the thing: if we tell the Njálssons' side we know their suit is illegal they'll be able to get evidence for their defense, so let's rather sit quietly until the courts and then totally teabag the shits out of them."