137.
Brothers Þorgeir, Þorleifur and Þorgrímur have very unimaginative parents when it comes to naming children.
4/7/10
Brennu-Njáls saga, part 15.
132.
Hjalti: "Is it just me or has Njáll's dead body gone all holy miracle BLING-BLING-BLINGGG here? Ok, and that's his wife and grandson and trollface over there's managed to drive his Ogress of War into the wall so well it's still good as new!"
Kári: "Yeah you give that to someone, meanwhile I'll go get some business done with the -"
Gissur: "Nnnno you don't because shit dudes, have you any idea what it'll do to the gene pool if you keep up the manslaughter like you have so far?"
Hjalti: "Is it just me or has Njáll's dead body gone all holy miracle BLING-BLING-BLINGGG here? Ok, and that's his wife and grandson and trollface over there's managed to drive his Ogress of War into the wall so well it's still good as new!"
Kári: "Yeah you give that to someone, meanwhile I'll go get some business done with the -"
Gissur: "Nnnno you don't because shit dudes, have you any idea what it'll do to the gene pool if you keep up the manslaughter like you have so far?"
4/4/10
Brennu-Njáls saga, part 14.
127.
Bergþóra: "We're all going to die if Grímur and Helgi come home before supper."
Grímur & Helgi: "Hi all we're home early!"
Njáll: "Fuk."
Bergþóra: "We're all going to die if Grímur and Helgi come home before supper."
Grímur & Helgi: "Hi all we're home early!"
Njáll: "Fuk."
4/1/10
Brennu-Njáls saga, part 13.
121.
Þórhallur: "K, here's the thing: if we tell the Njálssons' side we know their suit is illegal they'll be able to get evidence for their defense, so let's rather sit quietly until the courts and then totally teabag the shits out of them."
Þórhallur: "K, here's the thing: if we tell the Njálssons' side we know their suit is illegal they'll be able to get evidence for their defense, so let's rather sit quietly until the courts and then totally teabag the shits out of them."
3/31/10
Brennu-Njáls saga, part 12.
113.
The pedigree of Guðmundur the powerful: lots of bignames and a Kettle (kids, this is why it's a bad idea to translitterate Icelandic names).
The pedigree of Guðmundur the powerful: lots of bignames and a Kettle (kids, this is why it's a bad idea to translitterate Icelandic names).
3/30/10
Brennu-Njáls Saga, part 11.
106.
Áumundi: "Hey Lýtingur you killed my father."
Lýtingur: "Piss off ugly."
Áumundi: "Dude you have some nerve, first you demand fines for your SISTER'S HUSBAND and then you won't pay me any, dude if I wasn't blind I -"
*HOLY MIRACLE BLINGGG*
Áumundi: "I can seeeeee! *chopchopchopchopchop* Hallelujah!"
Áumundi: "Hey Lýtingur you killed my father."
Lýtingur: "Piss off ugly."
Áumundi: "Dude you have some nerve, first you demand fines for your SISTER'S HUSBAND and then you won't pay me any, dude if I wasn't blind I -"
*HOLY MIRACLE BLINGGG*
Áumundi: "I can seeeeee! *chopchopchopchopchop* Hallelujah!"
3/29/10
Brennu-Njáls Saga, part 10.
100.
Earl Hákon: "argl."
Ólafur Tryggvason: "I get Norway? Sweet! Hey guys you're so Christian now!"
Þangbrandur: "Hey, Hallur, can I baptise you now so angel Michael will like you?"
Hallur: "Huh? Who's that?"
Þangbrandur: "Hell's angel."
Hallur: "Oh. Want my family too?"
Earl Hákon: "argl."
Ólafur Tryggvason: "I get Norway? Sweet! Hey guys you're so Christian now!"
Þangbrandur: "Hey, Hallur, can I baptise you now so angel Michael will like you?"
Hallur: "Huh? Who's that?"
Þangbrandur: "Hell's angel."
Hallur: "Oh. Want my family too?"
3/28/10
Brennu-Njáls saga, part 9.
93
Njáll gets to pay up fines for other people's doings again. Here's the funny thing again: Ketill, Þráinn's brother is also Njáll's son-in-law after marrying his daughter, Þorgerða. Seriously, don't they have any other neighbours?
Njáll gets to pay up fines for other people's doings again. Here's the funny thing again: Ketill, Þráinn's brother is also Njáll's son-in-law after marrying his daughter, Þorgerða. Seriously, don't they have any other neighbours?
Brennu-Njáls saga, part 8.
89
Hákon: "FFFFFFF lost Hrappur. Oh well I'll go fuck up them Njálssons instead and it's perfectly fair to vent your anger on innocents when you're an Earl."
Helgi: "WELL COME AND TRY GET US, UGLY!"
(Just a side note: never take that Helgi on your boat, ever, even if it's the last thing you do because it very likely will be the last thing you do.)
Hákon: "FFFFFFF lost Hrappur. Oh well I'll go fuck up them Njálssons instead and it's perfectly fair to vent your anger on innocents when you're an Earl."
Helgi: "WELL COME AND TRY GET US, UGLY!"
(Just a side note: never take that Helgi on your boat, ever, even if it's the last thing you do because it very likely will be the last thing you do.)
Brennu-Njáls saga, part 7.
82
Þráinn Somethingsson goes to Norway and shamelessly flaunts he's related to Gunnar the Awesome. Everyone's very impressed. Some random Kol is an asshole so Þráinn gets some action totalling him. Everyone's very impressed again. An Earl gives him a ship called Vulture and Þráinn is very impressed and decides he stay with this sugardaddy for a bit longer.
Þráinn Somethingsson goes to Norway and shamelessly flaunts he's related to Gunnar the Awesome. Everyone's very impressed. Some random Kol is an asshole so Þráinn gets some action totalling him. Everyone's very impressed again. An Earl gives him a ship called Vulture and Þráinn is very impressed and decides he stay with this sugardaddy for a bit longer.
Brennu-Njáls saga, part 6.
73
Njáll: “Ok, so I got you out once again. But this time both you and Kolskeggur have to go abroad for three years or else you're dead meat.”
Njáll: “Ok, so I got you out once again. But this time both you and Kolskeggur have to go abroad for three years or else you're dead meat.”
Brennu-Njáls saga, part 5.
64
Þorgeir: "So now Gunnar's going to outlaw the guys he killed and if he does that then it means it was totally ok to kill them. And then he'll prolly make us listen to him... to him... [music] sing!"
Mörður: "Ohferfukssake..."
Þorgeir: "So now Gunnar's going to outlaw the guys he killed and if he does that then it means it was totally ok to kill them. And then he'll prolly make us listen to him... to him... [music] sing!"
Mörður: "Ohferfukssake..."
Brennu-Njáls saga, part 4.
52
There was a man called I forgot already and - wait what he's got nothing to do with this story either? Oh, cool.
There was a man called I forgot already and - wait what he's got nothing to do with this story either? Oh, cool.
Brennu-Njáls saga, part 3.
35
Gunnar and Njáll are good friends and not gay, so their wives can't stand each other.
Bergþóra: "Bitch get off my stool."
Hallgerður: "Bitch your husband looks like a homo."
Gunnar and Njáll are good friends and not gay, so their wives can't stand each other.
Bergþóra: "Bitch get off my stool."
Hallgerður: "Bitch your husband looks like a homo."
Brennu-Njáls saga, part 2.
19
Meet Gunnar. Gunnar is son of this and son of that and his brothers are Kolskeggur and Hjörtur and besides, Gunnar can somersault backwards in full war-gear, true thing no lie. Oh, and he's got another brother who married this random chick and now that you know all about this brother we'll tell you he doesn't even come into this story lol.
In short, Gunnar is made of awesome.
Meet Gunnar. Gunnar is son of this and son of that and his brothers are Kolskeggur and Hjörtur and besides, Gunnar can somersault backwards in full war-gear, true thing no lie. Oh, and he's got another brother who married this random chick and now that you know all about this brother we'll tell you he doesn't even come into this story lol.
In short, Gunnar is made of awesome.
Brennu-Njáls saga, part 1.
Before we begin: this saga is shortened from the English version of Icelandic Saga Database. I've already noticed there being some differences between the original and this one, so at some point I'm going to do a full rehash. Regardless, the main story is the same in both versions, unlike in some other English versions used on that website (with some sagas I´m half not sure if I'm reading the same story in the translations)(I don't know why that is)(and it's annoying).
1
Höskuldur: "How's my daughter Hallgerður then, o brother o mine?"
Hrútur: "Ugly eyes."
After this the brothers didn't talk to each other until the second chapter.
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Höskuldur: "How's my daughter Hallgerður then, o brother o mine?"
Hrútur: "Ugly eyes."
After this the brothers didn't talk to each other until the second chapter.
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