Eyrbyggja saga, part 11.

50a

While Christianity is happening, a ship arrives and on it an old yet strong and fierce lady called Þórgunna, who's rumoured to be rich.

Þuríður: "Oh wow sell me some of your fancy stuff!"

Þórgunna: "No."

Þuríður: "Come live at our place."

Þórgunna: "Sure but I'm not gonna pay you for it. I'll work but I'll choose myself what kind of work."

Þuríður: "Yeah yeah no problem, remember to bring all your awesome stuff ok?"

Eyrbyggja saga, part 10.

45a

Steinþór has bought a ship but it gets stuck due to Icelandic weather (trolol). He has to go back to fetch it at a later moment and gets 8 friends and brothers to go with him. It's Bobmas by the way.

But wait! A group of Þorbrandur's sons is spotted a little way away! Hey, didn't these guys just have a fight with each other, could be that this'll not end well.

*much fighting. very aggression. wow. such blood*

All Þorbrandur's sons get a chop or two. It's suggested that as they're all down they should get a small decapita as an extra, but Steinþór says no.

Snorri: "So... are you guys ok?"

Þorleifur Kimbi: "THE FUK IT LOOK LIKE. GO AFTER THEM ALREADY."

Snorri: "Hm, let me first eat this bloodied snow here... yup tastes like at least one of their's is a goner. No need to go running after them."