Brennu-Njáls saga, part 3.

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Gunnar and Njáll are good friends and not gay, so their wives can't stand each other.

Bergþóra: "Bitch get off my stool."

Hallgerður: "Bitch your husband looks like a homo."

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Hallgerður: "Boy that Bergþóra is one bitch! It's logical that I send Kolur to kill Svartur who's a random servant of Bergþóra."

Svartur: "argl."

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Bergþóra: "Shit that Hallgerður has some nerve! Atli!"

Atli: "Gotcha."

Kolur: "argl."

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Hallgerður: "FFFFFFFFFFF, BRYNJÓLF!"

Brynjólf: "Gotcha."

Atli: "WELL SHIT FUCK."

Brynjólf: "STOP KILLING ME SO I CAN KILL YOU."

Atli: "argl."

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Bergþóra: "Þórður, I choose you!"

Þórður: "Þórður! Þórður!"

Brynjólf: "argl."

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Njáll: "Er, Gunnar, ever get the feeling our wives are getting up to no good behind our backs?"

Gunnar: "Too totally, bro!"

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Hallgerður: "Hnnngghh I'm running out of kinsmen here, what to do what to do... oh, you, Swede there and your brother too! Want some honey?"

Sigmundur & Skjöldur: "AYE AYE M'AM!"

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Þórður: "Þórður! Þórð -argl."

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Gunnar: "Is it just me or are things getting, like, way out of hand?"

Njáll: "Nah."

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Sigmundur: "Njáll looks like a homo and his sons are shitfaces!"

Hallgerður: "LOL"

Skarphéðinn + Grímur + Helgi + Höskuldur: "WAT."

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In this chapter we find out Sigmundur wears a corselet, like any regular Swedish gentleman. Yet despite this precaution both Sigmundur and Skjöldur argl.

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Gissur the White is the son of Bob who's the son of Jack who's the son of a mitten and a hamster. Geir the priest has very few friends.

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Gunnar: "Shit I just gave all my foodstuffs away, Hallgerður's not going to like this. Um, Otkell, mind if I -?"

Otkell: "Beat it. And while you go, buy this useless servant from me."

Gunnar: "Oh. Ok."

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Hallgerður: "Hey you new servant, Melkólf, go steal us sum cheeseburger from Otkell's."

Gunnar: "Bitch you push me."

Hallgerður: "Neener neener!"

Gunnar: "Bitch you push me!"

Hallgerður: "Neener neener!"

Gunnar: *slap*

Hallgerður: "OMFG YOU SLAPPED ME if you wanted a hair of mine to use as a bowstring I would say no, just so you know."

Gunnar: "Lolwat?"

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Otkell: "Dude your bitch stole from me!"

Gunnar: "Yeah, sorry, she's a bit like that at this time of the month. Want me to pay for your goods?"

Otkell: "NO!"

Gunnar: "Oh... ok."

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Skammkell: "Hey you guys, did you know Gunnar's not really awesome at all?"

Everyone: "Nnnno!"

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Gunnar: "Hey you guys, I'm Gunnar and I'm awesome."

Everyone: "FFFFFFFFF that Skammkell lied to us!"

Then Gunnar went home and sat there quietly.



Part 4.