Brennu-Njáls saga, part 5.

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Þorgeir: "So now Gunnar's going to outlaw the guys he killed and if he does that then it means it was totally ok to kill them. And then he'll prolly make us listen to him... to him... [music] sing!"

Mörður: "Ohferfukssake..."

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Njáll: "I'll defend Gunnar here now so hey, he promised to pay for his spearings didn't he?"

Mörður: "Yeah, but now he's gone and said that Kolur killed Hjörtur but we all know it wasn't him!"

Njáll: "But didn't Gunnar tell many people it was Kolur instead?"

Mörður: "Yeah, but-"

Njáll: "A-HA!"

Mörður: "WAT? Also wtf he pronounced them dead guys outlaws for?"

Njáll: "Well... you know how you can kill outlaws and you won't have to pay fines either?"

Mörður: "FUK."

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Mörður: "This calls for a keikaku..."

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Þorgeir: "Hi Þorgeir!"

Þorgeir: "Hi Þorgeir!"

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Njáll: "Um, what are you 25 men in full war gear doing here snooping 'round Gunnar's house?"

25 men: "...we fell asleep?"

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Mörður: "Ok, now Gunnar totally stole some land!"

Njáll: "Nah."

Mörður: "...wat?"

Þorgeir & Þorgeir: "Mörður you suck."

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Mörður: "Ok, now this is what we do: first Þorgeir goes boink Gunnar's kinswoman Ormhildur..."

Þorgeir: "AYE AYE!"

Mörður: "Not you Þorgeir, I mean Þorgeir."

Þorgeir: "Aw..."

Þorgeir: "YEAH!"

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Þorgeir: "K Gunnar and Kolskeggur now you both die!"

Þorgeir: "Yeah!"

Gunnar: Oh yeah? [music]"

Þorgeir: "argl."

Þorgeir: "Wait which one of us was that?"

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Gunnar: "Um, Njáll, I-"

Njáll: "...how many this time?"



Part 6.