Brennu-Njáls saga, part 14.

127.

Bergþóra: "We're all going to die if Grímur and Helgi come home before supper."

Grímur & Helgi: "Hi all we're home early!"

Njáll: "Fuk."


128.

Flosi: "Ok, now we kill every last one of them and-"

Hróaldur: "Gotcha! RAAAAAAAAAA -argl"

Flosi: "...except everyone be really careful around the trollface with Ogress of War K?"

129.

Flosi and his men start lighting the house on fire and then we get more viking slapstick!

Skarphéðinn: "What, lads! are ye lighting a fire, or are ye taking to cooking?"

Grani: "So it shall be, and thou shalt not need to be better done."

Except the women of the household go a bit FFFFF over the thought of burning inside their home and pour water and grains on the fire.

Kolur: "Hey Flosi, are my eyes bad or is that really a stack o hay on the roof?"

Flosi: "Pfffft those idiots, that's just perfect! K Njáll, guess what your house on fire!"

Women, children and servants are then let out except Bergþóra who wants to stay and Njálls grandson. Helgi sees a chance and quickly whips on a dress but alas he's apparently just as feminine looking as you'd think of your regular viking and so he gets the chop.

Flosi: "Um, Njáll? I start feeling a bit guilty over this so you can leave too if you want to."

Njáll: "...oh fuck off I'm going to bed now."

Kári the Sparkly manages to jump through a fukken burning roof meanwhile, but Flosi's men just think Skarphéðinn threw something nasty at them from inside. And despite Kári then tottering around in flames until he founds a suitable stream they still don't think it needful to chop him.

 130.

Gunnar: "He he, looks like yer cryin'!"

Skarphéðinn: "He he, looks like I threw a tooth at you and got you in the eye so well it fell out of its socket!"

Geirmundur: "What the shit fuck have you done now?"

Flosi: "Killed everyone, what's it look like wiseass?

Geirmundur: "Sparkly Kári was around this morning though."

Skarphéðinn: "La la la laa..."

Flosi: "...well, almost everyone? Anyway, you guys take care of the rest because I need to go chop Ingjaldur."

Flosi: "Ingjaldur on the other side of the river, stand still or you're a coward!"

Ingjaldur: "Ow that spear got me in the thigh! Now YOU stand still or you're a coward!"

Ingjaldur:  *misses*

Flosi: "Did I say I wasn't?"

130.

Kári: "That Flosi sucks."

Ingjaldur: "Too right bro!"



Part 15.