Egils saga, part 2.

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Þórólfur: "Hay I heard Haraldur Tangle-king sent some people to talk with you. What did you say?"

Kveld-Úlfur: "Told him to piss off, would kindly suggest you and your brother Grímur tell him the same."

Þórólfur: "...dad. No."



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There's a rich man called Björgólfur who makes big eyes at a Hildríður who's an ok girl but low-born.

Björgólfur: "Hay Hogni, your daughter sure is pretty. How much?"

Hilríður is then bought, hastily married and brought back home. Björgólfur's son Brynjólfur is not amused. Nevertheless, Hildríður pops out two baby boys Hárekur and Hrærekur.

Björgólfur's an old man though and he dies soon after. Brynjólfur's not going to have two extra brothers sharing the goods with him so he unceremoniously dumps Hildríður and the lads back at Hogni's.

Another important piece of info about this Brynjólfur: he's the man in charge of getting Finns to pay taxes. Poor Brynjólfur.

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Brynjólfur's son Bárður goes and marries a Sigríður. He and his dad buddy-buddy with king Haraldur-to-become-Fairhair-when-he-gets-his-comb-back. Þórólfur also arrives and Haraldur is fine with this and people swoon a lot over how pretty Þórólfur is. Bárður is also pretty btw.

Bárður: "Hay Þórólfur I'm going to be married soon-ish and you're so invited."

~MARRIAGE~

Brynjólfur: *dies* *no not at the wedding* *and no one killed him* *I assume*

Bárður has evolved into Finnish-tax-collector!

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There's a huge battle. Bárður and Þórólfur get wounded, Bárður worse.

Bárður: "Hay if I die I want you to have my house, cattle and wife ok."

Þórólfur: "Good news and bad news, Sigríður. Bad news is that your hubbsie is dead. Good news is that I'm your new one!"

Sigríður: "Well, you're pretty so ok."

HOWEVER. Remember that Hildríður girl who had two boys by Bárður's grandpa?

Hárekur + Hrærekur: "HELLO FRIENDS WE ARE HERE now what's this about a huge fortune that legally belongs to us as well?"

Þórólfur: "Yeah but aren't you two bastards?"

Hárekur + Hrærekur: "Aren't you not even of the family yourself? Anyway our mum was totally married to our dad."

Þórólfur: "Yeah right knowing the old man he just kidnapped and raped her. F off the both of you."

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Oh hay now Þórólfur has evolved into Finnish-tax-collector! I suppose it's catchy.

Well, Finns like him because he's pretty and because he won't stop killing them if they don't.



Part 3.