Hervarar saga, part 1.

1

There's a king Sigrlami who finds two dwarfs, Dvalinn and Dulinn.

Sigrlami: "Sad to be you two because I'm going to chop you if you won't make me a totally badass sword."

Dvalinn: "Sad to be you because we just made you that badass sword but it comes with some nasty curse stuffs. Whenever someone draws it it will kill someone, it will cause three horrible things to happen and oh it'll also end your kin."

Sigrlami: "Why you little -"

Dvalinn: "Sry we went back into the stone nyeh nyeh."

Sword is now called Tyrfingr and it is badass indeed. It cuts through anything, if it's drawn someone will def argl and it's a bit poisonous too - one scratch from it and you're good as gone.

2

Árngrímr is awesome and marries Sigrlami's daughter and gets Tyrfingr for his trouble. They pop out twelve babies in a row and all are boys. They're also all berserkers, idk maybe it's something in the water.

3

Hjörvarðr (Árngrímr's son): "Hay Ingjald king of Uppsala I hear your daughter's sort of pretty."

Ingjald: "Well."

Hjálmarr: "BUTBUTBUT I want that daughter too."

Hjörvarðr: "FIGHT ME FUCKER"

Hjálmarr: "I'm sure I can beat twelve berserkers no problem."

Angantýr (Árngrímr's son): "Meanwhile I shall marry this Sváfa who's babesome, btw I had a dream where we all got killed by two eagles, this should not be a bad omen at all."

4

Árngrímr: "You want to fight who. Oh for fuck sakes - at least have this badass sword Tyrfingr."

All twelve brothers: *bite their shields*

(Btw this is not a smart fighting technique as anyone who's read Grettis saga could tell.)

All twelve brothers: *attack two ships**plot spoiler Hjálmarr is not on either one of them*

All twelve brothers: *are a bit tired now after killing the crews of two ships*

Hjálmarr: "Let's divide them in a fair manner: would you rather fight Angantýr or his eleven bros?"

Örvar-Oddr: "Angantýr of course!"

Hjálmarr: "WHAT, you want to hog all my glory?! No way, the eleven berserkers are all yours."

Örvar-Oddr: "Wat. Ok."

Örvar-Oddr: *chopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchop*

Meanwhile Hjálmarr and Angantýr pretty much do a simultaneous headchop. Berserkers are all buried here with their weapons, remember this because there might yet be zombies.



Part 2.