Gísla saga Súrssonar, part 2.

6.

Arnór, who apparently loves to gossip, runs around the Þing telling Þorkell and Gísli that everyone thinks they're wussies because they don't go sit at the court to listen to court cases. Oh yeah I forgot to mention but their brother Ari was sent off as a small child to be fostered by another family and hence never came to Iceland. ANYWAY -

Gísli: "We better go and prove everyone we're manly enough to sit at the court."

Gestur: "Gísli, Þorkell, Vésteinn and Þorgrímur won't stay friends for three years, if even that much."

Arnór: "GísliGísliGísli guess what people are saying about you now!"

Gísli: "Well we'll just make a blood oath, see how they like that!"

Þorgrímur: "I don wana be bloodbros with that Vésteinn he's a bore."

Gísli: "Say what? Well you're a bore too and me and him are somewhat related. This was a bad idea let's not take the oath after all."

7.

Some Norwegians arrive. Þorgrímur spears them both and the places where he kills them are called something like "Valiant Valley" and "Norwegians' fail" or something. Then Þorgrímur goes to sit in his home for a while, except soon all four of them sail out.

8.

Some Bjálfi, Gísli and Vésteinn go to Denmark, and then Vésteinn wants to part the group and go with this Sigurður fellow instead. Gísli's like, ok, but if you ever get back to Iceland safely you should not leave the place again. He cuts a coin in two and gives the other half to Vésteinn with the idea that if the other one lands in trouble they should send their half to the other one, and then he and Bjálfi leave Vésteinn to his own devices and go together to Norway.

9.

Þorgrímur and Þorkell meet with Gísli and stay at his place, probably again in Iceland. Þorkell's lazy. One day all the men are out except for Þorkell who goes to eavesdrop on Auður and Ásgerður as they're sewing clothes.

Ásgerður: "Auður cut a shirt for my husband Þorkell."

Auður: "Do it yourself you lazy bum. You wouldn't need my help if you were making one for Vésteinn."

Ásgerður: "The fuck has that to do with anything."

Auður: "Like it's not tooootally obvious you're so in luuuuub with him."

Ásgerður: "Well who was it who liked to hang around Þorgrímur before they married Gísli you ho."

Þorkell: "I'M, LIKE, RIGHT HERE." *flounce out*

Ásgerður + Auður: "Well shit fuck."

Gísli: "Why the long face, Þorkell? Something wrong?"

Þorkell: "You... wouldnotunderstand!" *flounce out*

Ásgerður: "Come here Þorkell let's have sexytiems."

Þorkell: "Stay out the bed you bitchhag!"

Ásgerður: "Ok then I'll never have sex with you again."

Þorkell: "I changed my mind come back."

Auður: "Before you even ask, Gísli, this was sort of my fault because this is how it all went. So now your brother might be wanting to kill my brother Vésteinn wat do."

Gísli: "Uh... idk. You're an ok wife though."

10.

Þorkell: "I want to move out so give me the cattle and you can keep the house."

Gísli: "But-but-but I like having you here!"

Þorkell: "Did you not hear me properly or."

Gísli: "But what about our adopted children."

Þorkell: "I'll take Geirmundur you keep the girl."

Guðríður: "I'm like right here."

Then Gísli has a winter blót party and invites all his family and friends except for Vésteinn. Auður's all BUT HE'S MY BROTHER but Gísli's like DO YOU WANT A FUN PARTY OR A BITCH FIGHT AMONG THE GUESTS and that's about it.



Part 3.