Grettis saga, part 9.

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Grettir's at his brother Þorsteinn's place.

Þorsteinn: "Sweet Bob dude you got some thick arms!"

Grettir: "Lol yours are like a girl's."

Þorsteinn: "Are you saying that you want your death to be avenged one day by a girl huh."



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Þorbjörn does not like it how Grettir killed Þorbjörn tardy. Ásmundur wasn't actually dead yet, Þorbjörn Tardy was just lying for the hell of it, but yeah now Ásmundur dies. Atli gets the farm.

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Þorbjörn: "Hey Gunnar and Þorgeir, go chop that Atli."

Gunnar & Þorgeir: "Aye aye!"

Atli: *chop*

Grímur (Atli's friend): *chop*

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Þorbjörn: "Atli and Grímur totally killed Gunnar and Þorgeir!"

Everyone else: "Yeah but Atli's so cool."

Þorbjörn: "Wat."

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Atli: "Hey aren't you one of Þorbjörn's workmen?"

Áli: "Was. Not going back everever, hire me?"

Atli: "No."

Þorbjörn: "GIVE HIM BACK YOU FUCKER -"

Atli: "Wtf I never took him? Go with him Áli?"

Áli: "Why would you do this to me you're breaking my hearrrrrttttt!"

So Áli stays at Atli's. Then one day Þorbjörn comes knocking about and when Atli opens the door he spears him. Time for some viking era last words slapstick!

Atli: "I see wide spear heads are in fashion! argl"



Part 10.