Grettis saga, part 6.

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The guys who killed that Þorgils guy are Þorgeir and Þormóður.

Þorsteinn: "Let's kill those assholes Þorvaldur."

Þorvaldur: "Aye."

Good luck keeping tabs on which Þor-something does what by the way.



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There's another guy named Þorgils whose mum is Þorgerður whose sister is Þórelfur whose son is Þorgeir. Þorgeir killed Þorgils hint hint.

No not his own cousin. The whale guy.

Þorgils: "So Þorsteinn could we settle for a fine over our Þorgeir killing your Þorgils?"

Þorsteinn: "No."

So Þorgeir gets outlawed and has to leave Iceland. There's this guy called Gautur who makes a fuss about him being around so he's kicked off the same ship that he had planned to take with Þorgeir. Might mean trouble for later on mark my words.

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Grettir's home! And he's just as annoying as ever! Ok but at least he's wealthy now!

Grettir: "That Auðunn guy totally beat me in a game of hockey when we were children. HMMMM."

Grettir: *tackle*

Auðunn: "Oi you asshole what's your problem?"

Grettir: "FIGHT ME MOTHERF-"

Auðunn: *slaps him in the face with a bag full of milk curds*

As you would guess some wresting ensues. Grettir's doing fine until

A WILD BARÐI APPEARS

Barði: "Uh guys what are you doing?"

Grettir + Auðunn: "NothingNOTHINGplayingYEAHJUSTPLAYING."

Barði: "WHATEVER. Leave."

Grettir: "Sure ok. Hey I heard you're planning to go to Borgarfjörður. I'll come with you and this is a smart plan because I really can't stand you now either."

Barði: "Cool!"

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There's some horse sports. Atli, Grettir's brother, asks him to behave because the opponents are kind of powerful dudes so of course Grettir breaks one guy's ribs and throws his horses into a river.

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Grettir picks a fight with the same group. Two guys called Þorbjörn happen by and manage to break the battle apart and Grettir's very annoyed at them for ruining his fun.



Part 7.