Grettis saga, part 5.

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Grettir goes to Þorkell's. There's a dude called Björn who's a bit of an asshole and you know what happens when you put two assholes in the same building don't you.

Suddenly! A ferocious bear!

Björn: "I'll kill it but first I'll sleep here right in front of its lair."

Bear: "RAAAAAR"

Björn: "Shit."

Þorkell: "OK you moron thought you could do it alone? Next time we'll go there in a large group and Grettir comes too.

Björn: "Oh well well well seems like Grettir left his fur coat lying here, now whaaaaat would happen if it somehow flew into the bear's nest?"

Björn: "Whoops." :D

Grettir: "Really."

Þorkell: "Let's just go home guys."

Grettir: "I'll be right after. Needs to tie my shoelace, like."

Grettir: "F U BEAR GIMME MY COAT"

Bear: "RAAAAAR"

Grettir: *chop*



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Some traveling occurs and by chance Grettir meets Björn on the way.

Grettir: "About that coat business."

Björn: "Uhhhhh what coat can't remember a thing sry."

Grettir: *chop*

Þorfinnur: "You know there's people that are not going to like that."

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Hjarrandi is Björn's brother and he definitely is one of the people that don't like what Grettir just did.

Hjarrandi: "DIIIIIEEEEEE"

Grettir: *chop*

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Gunnar is Björn and Hjarrandi's brother and somehow he doesn't like Grettir either.

Gunnar: "DIIIIIEEEEEE"

Grettir: *chop*

Yeah I know it's getting repetitive, sry.

Earl Sveinn: "All of those guys served me you ho! DIIIIIEEEEEEE"

Pretty much everyone else: "Bad idea Sir, how about we think this one through, yeah?"

Earl Sveinn: "...ok but he goes back to whatever hellhole he crawled out of. Right now."

Grettir: "You mean Iceland?"

Earl Sveinn: "Did I stutter."

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There's a Þorgils Máksson who lives at Ásmundur's until Ásmundur buys him a farm of his own. Except that he dies in a duel over a beached whale. Serious business, beached whales.



Part 6.