Kormáks saga, part 6. FINAL PART.

26.

OMG Steingerður gets kidnapped by vikings for real this time! Wat do?

Þorvaldur: "Kormákur haaaalp!"

Kormákur: "Gotcha."

Killing happens, but only a little. Then Kormákur jumps into the sea with Steingerður and begins to swim to the shore. On the way he makes a song about fish.

Þorvaldur: "Ok ok you've sort of earned her. Steingerður you can go with him if you want to."

Kormákur: "COOL!"

Steingerður: "...no thanks."



27 a.

Weeelll. Sometimes no matter how much you love someone it's just not meant to be, right? Þorvaldur and Steingerður go back to Iceland and presumably are happy. Kormákur and his brother go build the first castle of Skarðaborg, which is Scarborough really.

Then they go raid the Scotsmen, which is always a bad move in sagas.

(It's probably a bad move in real life as well I'm not recommending you try.)

Scotsman: "RAAAAAH"

Kormákur: *chop*

Scotsman: "RAAAAAH"

Kormákur: "Hey no fair die already!"

27 b.

Oh dear. The Scotsman managed to crush Kormákur's ribs even though he was already dying. See, DON'T harass Scotsmen just don't.

Kormákur: "I... have been killed... kiiiillleeeed lalalalalaaa..."

Kormákur: "Falalalala lalalala lalalaa..."

Kormákur: "La la la lalala la la la lalala la!"

Kormákur: "I'm... going... to... die... now... ooooo soooole miiioooo..."

Kormákur: *dies*

Kormákur: "LALALALALAA! LA!"

Kormákur: *dies*

Þorgils gets everything Kormákur used to own and becomes a viking.

The end!



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