Laxdæla saga, part 15.

71.

Snorri: "What are you guys planning here?"

Bolli + Þorleikur: "NOTHING nothing absolutely nothing go away it's nothing, honest."

Snorri: "You two idiots think I'm an idiot too?"

Þorleikur: "...well we just sort of wanted to kill the rest of the folks who were with Helgi when he killed our dad."

Snorri: "Wow you two ARE idiots."

Snorri: "Halldór, the two idiots want you dead."

Halldór: "O fuk."

Snorri: "So pay them some fines and I'll make them stay at home and sit there quietly."



72.

Bolli: "I'm going to sail abroad now mum so take care of my wife and kid ok?"

Guðrún: *likely déjà vu moment or two*

73.

Bolli is a pushy man so Norwegians absolutely adore him.

King Ólafur: "Yo. Who's the pretty boy?"

Þorleikur: "Yo. You'll like him, Bolli sure is pretty and he's also pushy."

Bolli: "Yo. When can I leave I'm bored."

Bolli: *goes to Constantinople and becomes a Varangian**it's only logical*

74.

Þorkell is sitting at home in a lordly way. That's cultural appropriation because Icelanders sit quietly at home, it's Norwegians that sit in a lordly way. Shame on you Þorkell.

Þorkell: "I saw a dream where my beard grew all the way to the fjord."

Guðrún: "It means you're going to drown."

Þorkell: "Oh pish post it means I'm awesome!"

Þorkell and his son Gellir go to Norway and that's a fun trip. The king likes him too but we all know Þorkell's kind of pushy too so that's probably why.

King Ólafur: "Þorkell what you doing sitting up on the church roof?"

Þorkell: "Just taking measures no big deal."

King Ólafur: "Oh yeah you guys don't have many churches in Iceland do you? I bet that if you made your church half smaller than that it'd still be the biggest in Iceland lol."

Þorkell: "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU WHO ASKED YOU TAKE BACK ALL THE TIMBER YOU GAVE ME IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIKE THAT FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU~"

King Ólafur: "Boy, that escalated quickly."

Þorkell: "THAT'S IT I'M GOING HOME."

75.

Þorkell and Þorsteinn try to force Halldór to sell them his lands.

Halldór: "Oh PISS OFF the both of you. Þorsteinn go get an axe to the head and Þorkell go drown in a fjord."

Þorsteinn: "DIE, YOU-"

Þorkell: "Shut up Þorsteinn. It's Easter so be a good Christian and wait until the holidays are over before you start murdering people in cold blood."



Part 16.