Grettis saga, part 10.

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Þórir: "WTF Grettir burned my sons!??"

Skafti: "Uh, we have no witnesses of that and there's at least two versions of the story and -"

Þórir: "Do I look like I care."

Þórir: "OUTLAW THE FUCKER"

Grettis saga, part 9.

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Grettir's at his brother Þorsteinn's place.

Þorsteinn: "Sweet Bob dude you got some thick arms!"

Grettir: "Lol yours are like a girl's."

Þorsteinn: "Are you saying that you want your death to be avenged one day by a girl huh."

Grettis saga, part 8.

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Þorbjörn: "...and then I told Grettir to stop fighting them because that guy would have killed the lot single-handedly otherwise."

Þorbjörn Tardy (I'm not kidding his name's Tardy): "Lol no he totally legged it as fast as he could when you gave him the chance."

Grettis saga, part 7.

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Barði: "Grettir's going to be my friend now."

Þórarinn: "FFFFFF NO."

Barði: "But foster-daaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaad..."

Þórarinn: "I said."

Grettir: "You little bitch you promised I could come with you!"

Barði: "Þórarinn said no..."

Grettir: "Hm, fair enough. Ok I understand. BUT FIGHT ME MOTHERF-"

Barði: "No."

Grettis saga, part 6.

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The guys who killed that Þorgils guy are Þorgeir and Þormóður.

Þorsteinn: "Let's kill those assholes Þorvaldur."

Þorvaldur: "Aye."

Good luck keeping tabs on which Þor-something does what by the way.

Grettis saga, part 5.

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Grettir goes to Þorkell's. There's a dude called Björn who's a bit of an asshole and you know what happens when you put two assholes in the same building don't you.

Suddenly! A ferocious bear!

Björn: "I'll kill it but first I'll sleep here right in front of its lair."

Bear: "RAAAAAR"

Björn: "Shit."

Þorkell: "OK you moron thought you could do it alone? Next time we'll go there in a large group and Grettir comes too.

Björn: "Oh well well well seems like Grettir left his fur coat lying here, now whaaaaat would happen if it somehow flew into the bear's nest?"

Björn: "Whoops." :D

Grettir: "Really."

Þorkell: "Let's just go home guys."

Grettir: "I'll be right after. Needs to tie my shoelace, like."

Grettir: "F U BEAR GIMME MY COAT"

Bear: "RAAAAAR"

Grettir: *chop*

Grettis saga, part 4.

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Ásmundur: "Grettir's so not my favourite son."

Þorkell: "Ok who of your family's useless at home so they could come to the Þing with me?"

Ásmundur: "Lemme get the little fucker btw good luck."

Skeggi: "I lost my lunch bag."

Grettir: "Hm, me too."

Skeggi: "Oh I found it now!"

Grettir: "WTF I want a lunch bag too! GIMME."

Skeggi: "It's mine piss off."

Grettir: *chop*

Þorkell: "Where did that Skeggi go?"

Grettir: "Beats me lol."

Then he lifts a rock and that made probably a lot of sense somehow.